SOCIAL CONDITIONING

To quote a good friend from the palm, and you know who you are, this will be 3 from 3, in reference to the amount of blogs I have written on consecutive days, and zilch to do with something very different, and don’t bother asking, it’s a secret.!!!

T’is Friday, December 18, 2009 and welcome once again to the sometimes bizarre, sometimes cruel, but the oh so real world of Johntomas666.

Today’s observation is based on an event which happened to me a few weeks back whilst at a comedy show with a very special person, I noticed, not for the first time I might add, but during the intermission as I sat alone, and no, before you point out,’’ I thought you said you was with someone special?”, Yes I was, and was alone due to the simple fact of a toilet break…. Back on point please!!!.

As I sat alone looking around the room full of people, couples, singles, males, female, she males, hermaphrodites’, (according to recent reports, the middle east has more of these genetic fuck ups than anywhere else in the world, which is a wonderful advert for families interbreeding, You have been warned, brothers and sisters should never be your mother or father!!Not all bad news of course, at least when people tell you to go’’ fuck yourself, you freak, after noticing your gloves have 3 thumbs and 7 fingers on each hand, guess what, you literally can, which must be fun’’). Just for you Nancy..lol

What interested me was that not a single person in that room appeared to be peaceful the moment their respective partners, or friends had gone to the bar, bathroom, make a phone call, whatever, my point is, every single one of them reached for a mobile phone and stared at the thing for a few seconds before forcefully interacting with it, predominantly it appeared texting was the order of the day, and a few were playing games on them from the forced smiles it produced with the phone held up at face level, as a series of bleeps and technological wizardry amused these socially inept individuals.. I apologize again for the broadness of this statement, but really, we live in a world, which has lost the ability to communicate with the spoken word, as gadgetry and the science of progress cocoons humanity in a perpetual comatose state.

My darling nephew, who is a lovely lad is a prime example of why this phenomena bothers me. Every time I see him, I greet him with a standard’’ Hi Jack, how are you young man?”, not asking him to recite a Shakespeare sonnet in response to my greeting, but all I get is an inaudible grunt as he looks up from some mobile device, like a pre pubescent Neanderthal tree dweller, protecting his bunch of banana’s, which is lovely had he been stood in whipsnade zoo at the world of monkey magic, but not trying to engage me with a simple pleasantry.. This incident is replicated en mass across the globe, and hence why cyber sites such as face book, bebo, my space et al have become such a massive success,.

They afford privacy and comfort with the safety net of isolation away from the prying eyes of others who you think are judging or watching you---Idiots, its only me and my kind who do that, not 95% of the population, they are all to busy with blackberry’s, strawberry’s, dingle berry’s or any other type of berry which you can e mail, fax, or text on to be concerned with what you are doing, but we are a nation of self aware ,insecure individuals who are fixated with what others think of us… Fuck them, relax and be yourself, dare to be different and think outside the box for a change, the self policing sheeple ( people who behave like sheep)….will point and exclaim primarily,’’ oooh, don’t go near him, he’s dangerous, or he’s mad, he talks about things which are explosive or negative, his information is dangerous,’’ NOOOO ITS NOT, all information is neutral, it’s what we do with it which makes it positive or negative ,but again, fuck them, you will have broken free from the chains of forced servitude imposed on us through social conditioning and down loaded mind programs we are forced to ingest since birth really, but believe me, there is a another way..

Hold on, this is interesting, across the café where I am writing this, 2 girls are stroking each other’s hands and kissing which is pleasant, but on closer inspection, nope, these girls are the kind who will carpet burn their chins off between a row of hers and hers 15 hole laced up Dr MARTIN army boots, and turned up denim which could do with a wash, pretty much like the 2 girls in front of me.. And nothing like the lipstick wearing modelesque bi curious beauty’s who like to film their exploits on red tube..Work with that Rob..

I’m back .. Face book and the phenomenal success it has become.

I must admit, I am an avid face book user, but I use it to communicate with people across the globe whom I can’t see due to geographical restrictions, which is wonderful, but I awake every fucking morning to a host of notifications from a host of my cyber friends who if I’m honest would rather cross the street than stop and talk, but give them a key board , an empty room to accompany their empty heads and fuck me, they become creative… Today for the 5^th time I was dropped kicked in the chest by a pink sheep, oh yeah, and the same guy also head butted me with a Rottweiler 3 times uuhhh?..Fucking genius!!, answers to me on a postcard please if you can explain the point of it all….

Another girl, well a host of them actually invited me to feed their cyber beaver’s whilst they were out, and then stuff it when they returned.?? a good friend of mine asked me to clean someone’s cyber toilet which if I agreed would get a cyber hand job from Vicky, who I have not seen since she was 14….. Are you getting the picture.. Listen half wits, if you read my blog. then please, stop it already with this and read a fucking book, educate yourself before your remaining brain cells dissolve into a rancid jelly, if they have not already.

If you must indulge, I have a friend who just loves exchanging head butts, sheep’s balls, drop kicks to the kidneys etc etc… www.facebook/user/George/Dubya/Bush/jnr/userid.com. look him up, he’s got plenty of time on his hands now he’s not committing genocide and a host of war crimes..

Must share this last face book faux pas with you before I go to the gym.. I have already explained that I have a host of idiots attacking with me with a variety of farm yard and domesticated animals on a daily basis, but I also have a plethora of invites along the same lines which I decline on a daily basis which I usually do by clicking no to all, but this time I was going through them one by one, declining politely I had no desire to join the Hitler youth rally, nor the group to remove Tony Blair’s right gonad without anesthetic, although I think it’s a damn fine idea, anyway, this day I must have had 20 groups I had no interest in, and was frantically clicking no, and shock horror I missed the no and accepted the ‘’I hate paki’s group’’.. Which if you know anything about face book will now appear on my wall for the whole world to see, which leaves me with this dilemma. Do I leave it there and hope a mass of activity will hide it, or do I take a chance and leave the group, which will again flash up at the top of my wall declaring, Guess what, this racist pig has just left the ‘’I hate Paki’s group””… Face book is more like FUCK YOUR LIFE UP BOOK…for more reasons than you can imagine, but that’s another story

MAY THE PALM BE WITH YOU.

Why must you lie...

I know, there has been has zero consistency in the house of Tomas of late, and my ability to write blogs with regularity has dissipated in recent weeks, but I won’t apologize. That’s the price one pay’s for sprinting the first few miles of a marathon, and the prolific word count when I started this thing off has led to this eventuality.. There is only so much a busy man can observe in any given time frame.. Blah blah fucking blah..Anyway, enough excuses and the ink is ready to roll again.

Well, lucky for you guys, here’s another one coming at cha, and the topic Du jour is the Lebanese and Iranians living in Dubai, and deary me, you can’t turn round without bumping into at least one of the aforementioned story tellers.

What is it with these two cultures although polarized in many aspects of history, beliefs and ideology share a common theme in Dubai. ‘’The Barry McGuigan complex’’,( giving it the big’un) which loosely translates into Storytelling, lying, deceiving and self promotion to the detriment of all others, whilst spending copious amounts of money which quite frankly they don’t have at their disposal. Now, I am well aware that is a statement so broad, it makes even my shoulders appear narrow, and I am sure the majority of both nations are a credit to the human race, in fact I know plenty from both countries and indeed they are wonderful people, but for some reason, Dubai, acts like a huge arse hole magnet for them both.

Can somebody tell me, Is there some kind of advert running in the Beirut Bugle, or the Tehran times, appealing for Arse holes only, who have the ability to spend 3 times their salary in a month, drive exotica on phony credit lines afforded to them by our useless banking system, infidelity is a pre-requisite of course, as is mental cruelty to any UN lucky female daft enough to get snared by one of these charmers, and telling the truth about anything personal, or on a work front, strictly forbidden, for fear of exposure, and the collapse of the ego and pride on which this masquerade is built…. One way tickets only though guys, im afarid, unless you sign a pre arranged iron clad contract, which stipulates you must enter an Arse hole quarantine on arrival back in Tehran or Beirut for at least 12years, which is the minimum amount of time one needs to be cured of all of the above and become a normal functioning human being once again..

Well, that application form must be the most successful in the history of application forms, as Dubai is , or should I say, it WAS, full to the brim with these wonderful divot's, until the economic downturn exposed them for what they are, confidence tricksters, and due to our soon to be changed bankruptcy laws, the Sheik Zayed road became a carbon copy of the gumball rally, as crocodile shoes, cowboy hats, jewelry, big cigars, enough hair gel to give Vidal Sassoon a semi on and flashy watches jockeyed for position as they raced towards the airport in an array of hire purchased sports exotica with dear john letters in the glove box and one way tickets back to Arsehole quarantine. Which proves that every cloud indeed contains a silver lining, so celebrate the recession, and smile brightly, that Dubai is once again a safer place to reside, although I hear the locals in Tehran and Beirut are crying into their teeth whitening containers…. Oh well, they do belong to you after all, so suck it up, show some brotherly love for these lost souls, and embrace their return to the mother lands.. A big career in politics awaits them, as they clearly display all the atributes required for a successful career in that field, namely lying, cheating, bragging, deceiving fuck wits.... Tony Blair loves you guys by the way...Wonder why????

Guys, I won’t hold it against you, or think anything less of you if on meeting me on the beach, or in the various coffee shops on the palm or in Dubai, you just exchange small talk and shoot the breeze for 5 Min's, although tedious at times, its far and away a superior way of passing the time than attempting to blow smoke up my Arris with claims you have inside information on the latest wonder stock which is about to announce something major which will triple the share price over night, and promises to call me well in advance before this life changing even takes place… Listen, we both know you know fuck all about fuck all when it comes to inside info, so better leave the ego inflating stories for your fellow Persians who are used to such claims and stories, so therefore wont judge you or write truthful but hurtful blogs, outlining your need to impress with bullshit…. Comprende!!!!!

Until the next time,

MAY THE PALM BE WITH YOU.

Tiger Tiger, Burning bright.....

From the title of today's blog, there are no prizes for guessing who's in the firing line, and unless you have been living under a rock for past 3 weeks, one could not escape the carnage which has enveloped the wealthiest sportsman on this planet, and i hear you say, ''Please, no more, we could not give a Michelson's lob wedge how many whores he's been fucking, or strippers, pole dancers, trailer park trash moms, which he seems to be fond of etc he's been sticking his over sized genitalia into''..( i know, social stereotypes abound, but i hear through the golfing grapevine, he has his over sized wood which he swings with great aplomb, that makes Dirk Diggler sit up and take notice).. Anyway, i would like to throw my hat into the ring and give you my own take on Messieurs Tiger Woods, Johntomass stylee...

T'is Thursady, 17th December 2009.......Welcome to my world

First off, why are people so surprised that Tiger has been caught with his trousers down.?

He is a wealthy, scrub that, immensely wealthy guy, influence beyond imagination, power, and a global audience which makes Simon Cowell dance around forest fires like Rumpelstiltskin, cursing his luck.... To accompany this list he is a reasonably attractive guy, well, he seems to be until he removes his Nike baseball cap, and he suddenly resembles a Vietnamese retard.. Not having a pop here, just calling it how i see it, and i will review the variety of bloodlines which makes up the complete woods genome later on in this blog, but for now we'll continue down this road for now...

Ok, with a list of attributes as long as my Johnson, its no wonder girls are queuing up at 19Th holes around the globe with a chance of snaring themselves a big cat, and the chance of a healthy chunk of hush money, which seems to be flying out of Tigers secret numbered accounts to the tune of ZAMBIA'S NATIONAL GDP on a monthly basis, and it would appear this pussy cat really does like his cream. But my point is this, Why are people surprised, he's a man, with opportunity, period.!! Lots of them, like rolling stock on a conveyor belt, a never ending supply of fresh meat to devour.Take a look back through history to see how royalty, political heads of state, whole dynasty's have been taken down by that most prime of all real estates on this planet.. That's right, ladies and germs, where the thighs of both legs are reunited. PUSSY...

That piece of real estate is like kryptonite to the majority of the males on this planet, and has such a magnetic pull, its futile attempting to repel its power..... and the sooner this is recognized in the whole Venus V's Mars conundrum, the less column inches infidelity will consume.

On a lighter note, anyone in golf will know playing the wrong hole is a two shot penalty, so Tiger, the single 3 wood to the side of head was getting off lightly, although playing the wrong hole 11 times and counting who knows whats in store for you....But i'd certainly be trading that escalade in for a full military spec Hummer.

Maybe if you'd changed your name to Cheetah instead of Tiger, she would have been more lenient on you, just a thought... And the irony of Nike's great logo of ''just do it'' surely has not gone unnoticed... Certainly made me smile...

Now what make's Tiger so formidable on the course is a question for the ages, but i have come up with my own view based on his colorfull mix of bloodlines from different countries.

Part Afro American, part white man, part Dutch, and part Vietnamise, and those 4 different races have combined to produce the perfect golfer.

The Afro Amercan, gives him the natural grace and power, the Vietnamese for when he's stuck in the deep rough, jungles, etc which he escapes from quite beautifully, The Dutch, which gives him that laid back, calm temperment, which is essential when under pressure, and the White man in him means he can get on the course in the first place... You see, a perfect combo...

Different races have different genes you see, but often they don't work out for the best,For example.

I knew this fella, whose dad was a pygmy, and his mother was French, A brilliant cook, but alas could not reach the stove.

Another man i knew, his father was Russian, and his mum a Swiss Arab, and i used to see him walking ten yards behind his old dad with a dish dash on drinking vodka out of a cuckoo clock..

Last but not least.

Another man i knew, who's Mum was French and his Dad was french..He was a CUNT.!!!

On that note, i will bid you Good night, and Tiger, if i was you I'd have my Lawyers going over that pre-nup... Could turn out to be the most expensive Fuck in the history of Fuck ups..

May the palm be with you.....

The puppet king could be in trouble..

Greetings, and welcome once again to my world of controversy and at times, conspiracy, and today, the latter will be my food for thought, so not to much to laugh at here, but something for those who value my opinions to ponder over and maybe, just maybe spread the word, which in turn may jolt us from the apathy which the Illuminati depends on to succeed in their vision for an Orwellian nightmare,with consequences unfathomable to the future freedoms and happiness of this planet.


T'is Wednesday, 4th of November.


Anyone familiar with my blogs will understand my feelings towards Obama, and Western government leaders full stop, and how they all dance to the tune of the shadowy hand, unseen and unknown to the masses, but to a growing population becoming very transparent, and rapidly loosing their ability to stay covert..Anyway, as we all know the World has been teetering on the edge of financial ruin, and was rescued by those lovely guys over at the federal reserve who just decided to crank up the printing press, or more to the point, just added a series of zero's to a series of computer screens, and hey presto, we are all saved,( Rudimentary i know, but no real need to elaborate at this point)... Cheers, and drum roll pleaseeee...


To . The Rothschild dynasty, The Rockerfella's, Warburgs et al, who are the real owners of the Fed, and not the US Government which the majority of the World believe,( for those of a dis believing nature, please read ''the creature of Jekyll Island for a clear and concise explanation of the Feds conception)..l and this brings me on to today's observation, and its not pretty at all...Please remember, this is my Opinion, and feel free to oppose it, but may i say, i have been studying secret society's and the rulers of our planet, and by that i mean, the real rulers and not the all dancing , all lying fuck wits we have to listen to daily on sky, fox and cnn...Which include Obama, Brown, Blair, Clinton and a host of others....

As for Obama i am genuinely fearful for his safety, and here's why.


The Illuminati assassinate people like Kennedy and Lincoln, men who go against their agenda.Men who decided that interest added to every dollar produced by the fed had to stop, and wanted to issue interest free loans to the people who really needed it, but alas, I am afraid that type of insolence does not go unpunished, and usually results in a patsy being set up to take the blame for shooting in the head the unfortunates who will not play ball...

Those that act as their willing pawns get expendable doubles. It would be bad for business if a bullet was the only reward for a lifetime of service. Not much of a retirement gift at all (personally, I would prefer the gold watch).Which raises the question, why would an organization that despises the Black race and encouraged the decimation of the entire continent of Africa through a manufactured virus, internecine warfare and mass starvation want a Black President in the first place? Black people get abortion clinics and birth control, not the Presidency.The Illuminati believe that Blacks are the lowest inferior race. They founded the "Eugenics" movement to eliminate inferior races and manufacture a Master Race.

Their program has been followed in Asia, Africa, Europe and the Western World. These people are Gnostic's. Gnosticism is the belief that a man can only be perfected through multiple reincarnations that burn out the physical elements of fire, water, earth and air. The Illuminati believe that skin color and other physical characteristics define where you are on this "road to perfection". Ether (Aether) is Plato's 5th element. It is best defined as pure intelligence, free from the elements mentioned previously. Through multiple reincarnations, the ether in a man is ultimately separated from these elements and can finally be merged into "The One" (Star Wars called it the Force). The "One" according to the Illuminati, is Lucifer.Black people, according to the Illuminati, are just getting started on the road to perfection. By killing them off, the psychopaths believe they can be reincarnated with a higher Aether Content. The Aryan Race is the final step we all must pass through before we can achieve perfection (according to Luciferians) and merge with "The One".So, again I would ask, why would an individual that the Illuminati believe to be from the least developed race, get their support and be elected to the Highest Office in the Land?I believe, Obama was promoted for one reason:

To be the Satanic "Sacrifice" that would start a race war between Blacks and Whites and for those who know me personally, i have highlighted this risk over and over.The mass murder and martial law that results will turn us all into cheap slave labor or "future" Aryans.

I envision the following scenario developing if indeed poor old Barack gets whacked.

1. As the result of a deteriorating economy, high unemployment and lack of opportunities, large strikes and civil unrest disrupt the City of Chicago. I pick Chicago because it is Obama's "home turf". This disruption will be fueled by Illuminati Provocateurs that work the mobs.

2. Obama visits the area. He agrees to personally address the crowd and travels a parade route through downtown Chicago. Only, it isn't the real Obama, its his "skinny body double".

3. A shot (shots) breaks out from a window(s) in one of the cities skyscrapers. Obama's double has been assassinated.

4. Instead of quelling the violence, the effect of the assassination is that black vs. white riots break out City-wide

.5. From Chicago they spread to other cities, until every major urban area is in flames and engulfed in riots where upon martial law will be declared and F.E.M.A under emergency rule will take the streets to quell the unease, and dissenters will be arrested and thrown into military styled detention camps, already built and in place..Don't think this is what they have planned? They have played this card before:

1. Martin Luther King: His assassination led to the very same type of riots described above.

2. Rodney King: Los Angeles Riots.Yes, the Illuminati know how to incite large groups of the population one against the other. Its what they do to accomplish their goals. Past performance is a good indicator of future events. I am relatively certain that the above scenario is in the works. Hopefully, if enough people are made aware of the possibility, the psychopaths that plot and scheme will have to come up with something else to accomplish their designs..

As for Jhntomas666, i promise i will be writing a comical view on the Iranians and Lebanese and what roll they play in Our lovely city of Dubai..... Coming soon to a computer screen near you.

MAY THE PALM BE WITH YOU

Supermarket Nuances

The Vitruvian man.!!

Greetings one and all, and especially to Geraldine from Chile, who really is my biggest fan, so this ones for you from Dubai to Santiago.

T'is Sunday, the 4th of October, 2009.

Sitting on my sofa this evening watching the football, my mind wandered from here to there, and back to here again, and somewhere in between, a selection of random thoughts came into my mind, so i will share them with you.

1st up are Supermarkets, and the strange behavior that humans display whilst shopping there, or for those unfortunate enough to be employed by one of these giants, working there, and i am not claiming any superiority here, just because i have acquired a certain set of skills in life and been blessed with a mercurial brain, which has enabled me to buy a few objects of high material value does not make me any better or superior to the lowly check out girl, or toilet attendant who takes great pride in scrubbing the pebble dash from under the rim after some fat Arab has almost broken the pan with the whole world falling out of his arse hole. We are all equals in my eyes, its just that our warped society has yet to realize or understand it. Anyway, will leave that for another blog.....

Was watching how men who shop in my local Carrefour in the Dubai mall refuse to get a trolley, and tell their spouses, partners, lovers in a macho way, ''Don't worry love about the trolley, we wont be getting much, this hand basket will be fine, i'll carry it darling, leave this to me'', they then proceed to fill the basket with rubbish before the 1st aisle is walked, and the funny bit is, the heavier it gets, the further up the arm the basket goes, until its sat in the crease of the bicep and the cool machismo has turned into a beading forehead, and a burn in the bicep which you could not achieve with a 100 curls..I swear, look out for it next time you are there,and equally as funny, at the check out, all the men are kicking the full to the brim baskets along the floor and complaining about how slow the cue is moving.Moron's, listen to your better and more equipped better half, they have been doing this shit for years, and know these shopping pearls of wisdom..

And before i leave this supermarket theme, two more observations whilst i was in there, and the first was the attendant pulling a cage full of goods and produce along the floor, which i was refilling the aisles with, whilst grunting and weezing, like a gorilla having an asthma attack, and could not help but think, this guy belongs in that cage,with the top firmly shut, poor guy, it appeared that evolution had just passed this missing link right on by.. But i am no better than him either..(lol)

Last but no means least was the sight, and this is more common in the UK than Dubai, of single parent Women shopping with their illegitimate offspring sat in their Mclaren/fisher price/ push chairs, and here's the mental part, with at least a fortnights shopping hanging off the back of the thing. I swear, come on, you've seen this a million times, and the really funny thing is, as long as you are not stood behind these delinquents in the cue, the child jumps up and runs off, and crash bang wallop, the chair tips up, and milk, eggs, toilet rolls, potatoes, fruit, and all, crashes to the floor.

What ever happened to the child, mother understanding of the see saw, and that the child is the opposing force which keeps this mobile shopping device on all 4 wheels.. Again, these people should be working in Divit's R us, with the brains of a rocking chair nestled somewhere underneath the peroxide rats maze of a hair do...

And the checkout girls are not budding Stephen Hawking's either. They just love to comment on the food you have bought as they scan it. '' oooh, treacle pudding, i love that, so yummy isn't it, so much treacle''.. umm yep, sure has Einstein, and ''ooohhhh cottage pie, with real pieces of cottage in there''.. Sure thing, pieces of wall and roof and floor board..Cottage is not a food source you fucking retard, and stop giving me a running commentary of everything i have bought.. Thank fuck i did not buy any condoms or tampons that day..!!!!

On the beach last week with my Girlfriend and a host of my Dubai beach mates, one of the gang said to her, ''Hey, is your man always like this, making fun of people and laughing and joking and being the comedian".. Of course i am, thats who i am, i make people laugh, well, and cry at times( you know who you are, and i'm sorry)..

Would you ask a brain surgeons wife the same question.

''Is he like that at home''.. Oh yes he is, he is always flicking the top of my head off whilst im trying to watch countdown, its fucking murder it is.. You see, mental people asking daft questions.. The world is full of non thinking entity's, and if you are one of them, that last statement has gone right over your little heads..lol.

Is it just my girlfriend or is it all women give off so much heat in bed, and what a menopausal one must be like, i cant imagine, like sharing a bed with Satan, and thats just the fucking mood swings before they sleep..and before they even start to do their best impression of a large radiator.

Thats why every home i will ever own will have a spare double bed always prepared for me to jump into if my partner starts to catch fire during the night.I swear last night even the hot water bottle was screaming at me to open the fucking window.. I so much prefer to sleep alone, and some of my friends say im selfish , or they say, Does Guna get upset when you leave her in the middle of the night...

Listen, i sleep like Da Vinci's Vitruvian man, and for those who are not that smart, or well read, i have put a picture up at the start , so now you can get a mental picture of me when i'm sleeping, so i'm doing it for her as well as me. And to be honest, i don't care what people think, humanity is held in a constant state of fear and anxiety because we are consumed with what others think or have, Not me, i could not give a Vegans fart... I sleep that way, because its life's chief nourishment, and without it i'm as cranky as pre- menstruating Margaret Thatcher, and that my friends, is not pleasant at all...So, Guna turn out the light in my bedroom AS YOU PASS IT ON YOUR WAY TO YOUR OWN PLEASE....

GOODNIGHT ALL, AND MAY THE PALM BE WITH YOU

You've never been to Jamaica you idiots.

Right, first my apologies to my readers who have asked me very nicely, and even appealed to my easily flatterd ego with huge compliments, to write some more observations through the eye's of moi, but unfortunately, my creative juices have not been cascading down from my grey matter and into my fingers, and finally on to my laptop, where i seem to amuse you guys with my sledgehammer delivery and caustic wit.



T'IS THE 29TH OF SEPTEMBER 2009



Anyway, whilst talking to my girlfriend on Skype 5 mins ago, she asked me had i written anything lately, to which i replied, ''of course i haven't, you are on my e mail list and would know, right''???..Wrong, she is many things, but attentative to her e mails is not one of her strengths, unless a large bottle of red or white wine, or any type of alchohol for that matter is promised if she opens her inbox, and guys, that is not a sexual ambiguos statement, but a reference to , oh come on, you know what i mean guys, and thats my girlfriend we are talking about here, so no witty remarks at the bottom...Sacred ground.... lol.



So, todays observation came from a brief scoot around facebook earlier and scanning peoples status updates, i was horrified at the amount of illteracy which has crept, no, scrub that, bulldozed its way into our everyday lives, and English had been replaced by a combination of patwa(jamaican slang, and text speak gobblygook). And the biggest culprits of this abomination are the Girls between the ages of 13 to 20, who it would seem are trying desperately to appear street cool, but are coming across as just cheap and remarkably stupid, considering the majority of them come from good homes with loving parents and a good education... Let me give you an example from a couple of random threads i looked at, and here is the first beauty to get the ball rolling.''Sumody tell mi sey yuh dida talk bout mi" which loosely translates into ''Somebody told me you were talking about me,'' and to follow a little further down we have this pearl of wisdom.''mi come here fi drink milk, mi noh come here fi count cow'' which again means if my Patwa, slang is up to much means, a reminder to conduct business in a straightforward manner, lol, which again in layman terms means, stop talking about me behind my back, and concentrate on your own life and dont bother yourself with mine.. Which is all good words of wisdom, but why oh why would an eductated white girl want to convey her message like that??

Fucko me, where did these deliquents learn to communicate like this, its certainly not on the streets of Kingston Jamaica, more like kingston in the stockbroker belt of Surrey, so why in all that is holy would you want to speak in such a manner.Let me tell you, its not cool, its fucking stupid, especially when the girls talking this shit are barely into their teens, and the next Jamaican accessory they will be picking up, if they are not carefull is a new born with a decent sun tan, with the brain surgeon, nasa rocket scientist of a father no where to be seen, especially in the dark.Literally as he will far to busy impregnating the next 14 year old starlet who dreams of acceptance, and thinks this is the golden ticket to the big show///Wrong again, its a one way ticket to a life of hardship... But hey, your life, royally fuck it up, why should i care???? Well, i do bloody care, and if the parents did a little more with the right approach through education, communication and discipline, it might just make a difference..



Another thread i stumbled across read like this.

''oh your so lovely BITCH you don't even know who the father of your own baby is, sket. luvaluva bombastic''
4 hours ago

anonymous, (to protect the author) replies
oh go home you smelly tramp. at least i dont have unprotected sex in a grave yard. NO.
4 hours ago


actualzzz love it waz in a church get it right mate, and at least I dident get licked out by a squirrel u nasty scrag watch wen I next c u
4 hours ago

err. LICKED OUT BY A SQUIRELL? at least i didnt have sex with a monkey whilst pkaying dirty with an elephant. you stupid sket. when you next see me? you'll have no face bbzz..Lovely.!!



What a beautiful way to communicate with each other, and this was between two girls who i know had a very good upbringing..and are no older than 14

What ever happened to . ''Hey, fancy coming swimming later?'' or ''shall we go the cinema''..You know, civil, normal, nice ......Nope sireeeee, thats just not cool, we are meeting in town, with our skirts short enough to see what colored thong we have on, like a pack of baying hyeenas to bully and intimidate anyone who talks wiv a posh voice, ennit.. . and to chat ole heep of sheet wiv each other innit.....LOL......





I can only imgine what it must be like for a parent to have to witness the transition from sweet innocent child to a teenager with raging hormones, developing body, drugs, alcohol, and Bob Marleys children knocking at their door to see if he can take her to the notting hill carnival.. I have all this to come i guess when i finally become a father myself, but i will guarantee the mother, the fruit of my loins will never convert from English speaking to rastafari street slang , not as long as i am in their lives ennit.

The world is off its fucking rocker, and i blame the parents for lack of discipline and taking their eyes of the ball when the game was in full swing.!!To steal a metaphor



MAY THE PALM BE WITH YOU.

The Evolutionary food chain..

A while back, i wrote a blog on the homeless, check the archives if you missed it, but basically it was loosely written on the random thoughts they obviously have, but cannot keep to themselves, so they shout incoherent nonsense at the top of their voices, even when the recipient is a mere yard away, which i have always found remarkably funny. Well, lying on the beach yesterday, i realized that its not just the homeless who like to shout, but those of a council flat mentality, whose IQ fall somewhere between a tomato plant, and a rocking chair.. At that moment, i realized indeed we are all part of an evolutionary food chain, like a Darwinian ladder if you like, and the process of natural selection a very real part of our existence..

Greetings, T'is the 5TH of August 2009.

OK, what i observed yesterday was interesting, with the rags of the homeless being replaced with a variety of England football shirts, both home and away, with the names of their heroes plastered across the backs. IE, Terry, as in John Terry, the English captain had been mis spelt, and the Y at the end of his name replaced with an i ,spelling it TERRI.. This made me think, who is more stupid, the kid who was wearing the shirt, or the idiot who stencilled the name of our English football captain, incorrectly onto this delinquents shirt, or the parents, who can see clearly what it says, but are unaware of this Faux pas... In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is certainly king.

Anyway, i had the mis fortune to be lying next to a family of football wearing shirts, who could not say a word without screaming it, so the whole beach could enjoy the wisdom, wit and wonderment of these beautiful people, whose skin color resembled that of the exterior walls of the concrete jungles which they reside, namely Grey, grey and greyer, and they all had the same names, either Darren or Arron it would seem..

Aside from shouting at each other, their real talent appeared to be how much fast food they could make disappear, which was really impressive, as family bags of crisps, nuts, chocolate, and foot long Hot Dogs were polished off in world record time, whilst the rest of their social security hand outs was spent on Marlboro reds, the full fat version, which they all consumed between sittings of crisps and burger. A very polished performance i must say...

Question.. I wonder if these people are happy??....Is intelligence a curse, or a gift???... Or does the man with the most knowledge feel the most pain.. Interesting dilemmas.

The next episode on the beach consisted of Mr and Mr's anti social laughing at their son, who was throwing stones at the sea gulls.At first i thought they were chips he was throwing, but realized pretty quickly, those calories were not to be wasted ..( WHAT WAS I THINKING, A FAT KID DOES NOT THROW HIS LIFEBLOOD AT SEA BIRDS)..

This young moron, who in all honesty resembled a ginger colored mini bouncy castle, more than a human took great delight in hitting the gulls with his missiles, as the parents, whose own waist lines and arse's were the size of small villages cheered with delight and pride, as a particularly large object hit the bird on the head..... My immediate thoughts were, these are the kind of people that like to drown whole litters of kittens in bath tubs, or throwing them out of the windows of cars on fast moving roads.. Proper little Fred West's in the making...

The mother was so fat and had so many chins she looked like she was staring at you over a pile of pancakes, and the Father, who was no better, fell over getting out of the sea and rocked himself to sleep trying to get up, i kid you not... A fucking hilarity.

This got me thinking, Adolf Hitler got it all wrong with the persecution of the Jews, what he should have done was start his ethnic cleansing of those whose IQ fell below that of the amount of fingers and toes they were born with, then moved swiftly on to fat and lazy bums, finishing with ginger haired misfit's.. He would have certainly gained my vote..

And before you bombard me with e mails, stating they cant help it, its gland related, why they cant lose weight. Get the fuck out of here!!!.. Let me educate you. Not a single fat person has ever been documented whilst serving time in Auschwitz or Belsen,during the two world wars, nope sir'eee. Being fat is purely a mechanism of what they shove in their gobs, fact!!! and it a lack of discipline, nothing else....'' Well, they are big boned'', i hear you cry, and yes, you may well have a point, but its the big bones which are covered in meat and gravy which are the real culprits, and zero to do with the 206 bones which make up the human skeleton. Being fat is a choice. I am willing to conceded that 1% of the people who are obese have a medical condition, IE, under active thyroid etc..But that is it, the rest of them are just greedy, lazy eating machines..

Before i go on, i must draw your attention to this worthy cause i joined on Face book, and that is to get that awful pig of a Woman Theresa Winters, who has given birth to 13 children, each one taken away by social services sterilized.. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/group.php?gid=216106360036. If you want to get involved.

I have not seen a more worthy cause than to rid society of this cabbage brained Woman, who abuses the right to be stupid every hour she is awake, and once again comes down to intelligence, or lack there of.

This single cell being is nothing but a drain on an already overloaded benefit system, and should be sterilised asap, to prevent further weakening of the human genome. Fucking common dung beetle. And i apologise to the dung beetle if i caused offence there with my comparison

The above brings me on to my last observation. If there is a God, he certainly has a warped sense of humour, Distraught, decent Women try whole lifetimes attempting to get pregnant, so they can adore ,cherish, and raise a child in a loving home and safe environment, teaching them as they grow the importance of moral code, ethics, and behavioural patterns which will ingratiate them into a welcoming society, but alas, cannot conceive for all the money and IVF in China,but the miracle of birth is given over and over to this monstrosity of a Woman..The big fella up in the clouds really does have a sadistic streak it would seem, which begs the question of his existence in the first place, and if you do believe, then good for you, faith is a wonderful thing, and guess what, i am running for Pope next time the position becomes available. Well, if you can believe in the omnipotent, mythical being who watches over us all with a big marker pen and clip board, ticking and crossing all that we do, then believe i can be the top guy in Rome, even though i am as catholic as the anti Christ himself.

Until the next time.... Laugh more,it really is the best medicine...

MAY THE PALM BE WITH YOU.

Slap happy & why voting is futile...

Well, after a lengthy lay off, yours truly is back in the saddle, and ready to unleash my wrath and vitriol, in the best possible taste of course, onto this wonderful, but sometimes quite sick world of ours.

Greetings, T'is Saturday, the 25th of July, 2009.

What inspired me to write this evening was a phone mpeg( to the uninitiated, that's a movie clip) shown to me by a kid no older than 15, depicting some poor sod getting a right slap across his face as he sat on a bus, minding his own business and listening to an mp3 player, all very civil, and non threatening, and certainly doing nothing deserving of an open hand forehand smash in the chops, but sure enough, he got one, much to the delight of the baying hyenas masquerading as humans, and the biggest wanker of all, the phone holder who filmed the whole sorry incident.

Now, i love a wind up and a giggle with the best of them, but callous unprovoked violence does not fall under either category, and another example of how western culture has just disintegrated into a modern day cesspool of delinquency.... Now, what i am about to advocate, to some may suggest i am no better, but i am from the old school of an eye for an eye, which means, leave me alone, don't bother me unnecessarily, and we'll get on famously, but bother me or do me some harm without reason, then i will unleash a torrid dose of retribution which will make your head literally spin like a top.., Or you may even get to take a helicopter ride, but without the sight seeing benefits, if you get my drift.

Anyway, lets take a look at this fuck'd up pastime. I don’t really understand the name ‘Happy Slapping’ as there is fuck all ‘happy’ about it to me. You walk up to a stranger, slap them with an open hand in the face all while someone records it on there mobile phone and then you all run off. Brilliant, the cold winter nights must just fly by for these brain damaged council flat dwellers.

What gets me though is that we let these little fucks get away with it, people stand by and watch; we are a nation of cowards. People always say the same thing ‘they might have a knife’ Good! They will need an AK-47 each to stop us if we all retaliated at them and stopped fucking watching it happening....Honestly if you see two blokes about to Happy Slap someone, just wait, hold your position and as they do it just pounce on the bloke with the camera. I choose him because he will be so engrossed in trying to record it happening that he won’t see your fist flying towards his face, then jump up an down on his head a few times, don't worry, the other fella about to do the slapping will have run off the moment he See's his accomplice unconscious and bleeding with his mobile phone camera at his side, as useful as a chocolate fireguard.. Now, here's the funny bit, pull the unconscious fellas trousers and underpants down to his ankles, and get the original intended victim to film this scene, and all passers by to take a picture. Wake this semi naked idiot up and ask him ''now, how fucking happy are you'' after being happy slapped and soon to be paraded on you tube with his fun size mars bar on display for the world to laugh at..

Stand up for each other! Stop letting these little fucks run amok! Would this craze have taken off in the 80s? Not a chance! They would have been kicked to fuck by ten people seconds after it happened.We have become a nation of pc pacifists, who would rather take pity and try to understand why these excuses for human beings behave in such a manner, rather than strangle the life out of these no good tear aways.They are just breathing much needed oxygen, undeservedly, and would not be missed, aside from the delinquent parents who spawned these morons...

More horrifying is that in Scotland, where A Glasgow kiss is a game played by the whole family at Christmas time, where the kids attempt to head butt Granny's false teeth out much to the delight of the drunken relatives who applaud like Jackals.. Very civilized... Whereas we Normal folk ,south of the border like to play ''who wants to be a millionaire''.. A Glasgow, kiss by the way, is a term which describes a Person of Glaswegian descent, head butting you in the face as a greeting.., I have always preferred a simple Hello myself, but ho hum, each to there own colony..

Happy heed butting, as its known in Scotland, is rife i hear and public transport users have taken to wearing bicycle helmets or similar headgear to protect themselves from random acts of happy heed butts. God forbid you fall asleep on the no 37 bus to Strathclyde, you are doomed .Gangs of slack jawed nokia wielding youths are just waiting to pounce at the drop of an eyelid. Think yourself lucky its just slapping down South,in Scotland is become a crisis point. You can always tell a victim of happy heed butting by the large uncomfortable looking protrusions from their foreheads, So spare the poor jock's a thought...

The world has gone mad, and the people in it, madder than that.. My old man would love to see the birch reinstated and these thugs thrashed with a cat of nine tails in public, and for repeat offenders, good old hanging... LOL.. I always argued this was harsh, but Dad, i am coming around to your way of thinking...See how quickly this ridiculous pastime disappeared if they knew a fresh noose and a trap door awaited them... Easy.!!!!! So that's another problem solved by Johntomas....

We can say what we like about Dubai not being a democracy, but happy slapping or head butting is something i cant see catching on here. OK, we have the indignation of a few locals who like to shout into there nokia's at the cinema, or have their ring tones set to loudest with the latest Arabic scriptures wailing away whilst I'm trying to watch Tom Cruise nail Adolf Hitler in Valkyrie, but Head butting is something that wont be catching on.. Can you imagine the locals doing that with all that illustrious head gear they wear, There would be tea towels and night shirts flying everywhere.. Nope, ain't gunna happen, not around these parts...


NEXT......
Well, not sure if this one can be solved by hanging, or a damn good thrashing, but its a simple remedy none the less..

Politics, and voting.....

Politics is something i follow, as my readers will testify, but my belief systems are somewhat away from the main stream.But this never changes.'' whoever ends up in power, the result is always the same, we all get shafted and we end up hating the very person we put in to power.

The reasons for people being put into power are always things like ‘Oh he is a nice family man with good values’ and ‘he plans to save the NHS by investing millions.’''We will reinstate free dentistry, and provide white fillings for the people and stop poisoning the whole country with mercury filled killers'' BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH..
But, the bottom line is this, We always get shafted by whatever Government is in control, this is why i have never voted, and more likely to vote on the next series of X factor, a programme where the weary and bemused are wheeled out in front of a panel of multi millionaires to be snigger'd and laughed at,and totally embarrassed in front of the nation... than find me queuing with the sheeple at the local by- election for Oxford North... Would rather set my scrotum on fire quiet honestly..

The other baffling thing about the politics game are the strange people who come to my house and put leaflets through my door, bloody hell, they have got all sorts of facial growths and limps, and nearly always one of them has a pair of glasses on with lenses like jam jar bottoms. These people probably collect charity money just for kicks. These people are brainwashed, and if they had a brain of their own they would almost certainly have gone to Spec savers, and traded in those national health bi focals for a pair of acceptable viewing aids..

I found it quite funny when Bill Clinton was caught with his trousers down and his old chap somewhere near Monica's mouth, literally people were in uproar, ''how could he?’', he's the president''..Welcome to the real world, he's a man, with power,and rich, which makes him irresistible to the opposite sex, and that's what men do, president or not.They take advantage, whether its a willing girl, or a country which needs invading because they are awash with mineral deposits we need for the driving season.... Get with the programme, brainwashed morons..Politicians are not nice people, they are liars of the highest order, and cant lie in bed straight.

These are not nice little men, they are power hungry bastards. Think about it, ‘Nice’ people do not want to control the world, ‘Nice’ people do not go to war, they avoid it!

I will use a simple equation for politics, it goes like this:

POLITICS'S EQUALS BOLLOCKS....so don't waste your time voting for a party which will be effectively the same head on the hydra( look it up)!!Go and play golf or scuba dive, or take a picnic to the park, anything than stand like sheep shuffling towards the ballot box thinking you will make a difference, the truth is, you wont..

Until the next time....
MAY THE PALM BE WITH YOU.....

And thats the news.!!

Let me start by saying today's blog was going to be the most unpolitically correct i have ever written, and bearing in mind some of my readers find me controversial to say the least, it will be a belter,and will have people squirming on their sofa's.. Fat and Ginger people be warned, as it's the topic Du Jour!!...But, for another day, as i want to make a few comments, randomly and in no particular order about items i have stumbled across whilst speed reading the gutter press of my beloved UK.!!

T'is the 27th of June, 2009. Good evening from a beautiful Riga, (Latvia)surrounded by more women than you can shake a stick it, which is distracting, but pleasant never the less, so any typo's, don't chastise me, its the distractions...

First thing i want to mention is the stress levels which people are forever banging on about. Do me a favour and get a reality check, we live in a world of plenty, well everyone who reads this can certainly be categorized in this fortunate group, but Nope, it's official, we are now more stressed than in any time which proceeded us, as 13.5 million people took a day off work last year due to this new phenomena. Now, for the smokers out there, i can appreciate the stress you guys are under when flying long haul, or having to remove your fat arse's from your comfy pub chair to have a fag in the cold and rain, since our nanny state government introduced new laws which forbid you to light up, but tough titty, deal with it or give up. Stress needs to be renamed self pity, and we only have ourselves to blame.

Lets face it, we have only have to take a cursory look back through history to realize how self indulgent our modern society has become,

Can you imagine what it must have been like living through 2 world wars, when day and night raids of missiles rained down on our grandparents. Whole streets ,homes and livelyhoods were wiped out.

Did these brave unfortunates call 118 118 and ask for the nearest war counsellor asking for therapy?. Nope, they sparked up another fag and sang rule Britannia..I know that's an extreme example, but our forebears had something real to be anxious about, unlike our pampered fucking workers who scream sexist, racist, or any other isn't if it gets them a fat pay off for the incredible amount of stress they experience after Ray, the junior Clark has just told you what a great arse you have..And to compound this modern day cluster fuck, we are encouraged further by a stream of professional therapists an army of doctors, guru's, shamans, witch doctors and quacks that we are "victims" and need medication and therapy, and lifestyle changes before we can safely go back into the work space.. Get the fuck outta here, what a load of Bollox. We need to pull ourselves together, count our blessings, and stop fucking whinging like babies, and Man up, because if the western worlds workforce has really got into the habit of ringing in sick due to stress, every time their 14 year daughter tells you to fuck off.. God help us if we ever have to deal with a national crisis..

Next up, and again, full of PC NESS gone mad is a report from the UK that our finest cunt stables have been given American style Taser guns, which can administer 50,000 vaults a pop, which is more energy than Anja's dildo draws from the Dubai national grid...And that's a lot... .)

When you give power and authority attached to a uniform, it will inevitable be abused, especially if the twerp wearing it was the bullied fat kid who was ridiculed for pissing his pants in gym class, and is now out to reap revenge on the world..Well, someone akin to the above made the news this week for getting his gun off, not on an abusive lump of lard at closing time who refuses to leave and deserves a good kick in the throat i might add, BUT, wait for it..... A fucking sheep..loll

I jest you not. A sheep, in my educated opinion, does not have a propensity for violence, nor abusive behaviour, and can be coaxed from the middle of the road with a handful of hay or straw, and failing that, a kick up the backside will usually get the job done.. Well, our NAZI masquerading as a police officer with a back up of intellectually challenged robots straight out of police college shouting through fog horn loud hale rs,'' don't move or we'll shoot'', ''you are completely surrounded, lay down your horns''..

Well, the sheep apparently ba-aaargh'd a little to loud and spooked our finest, and in turn got it, both barrels so to speak and turned this furry road block into a Doner kebab. Fucking Morons, and we want to give these knob's guns.. Our streets would look like the Gaza strip if we ever do.

Power on an empty head, and one hell bent on revenge for a miserable childhood is a potent combination, and should at best be a traffic warden, and tax inspector, or a wheel clamper..All who in my opinion should be made to stand on the front line in Basra with nothing more than big fucking red targets on their chests....

Whilst we are talking about pc and red tape, and the police force.. An Osama BinLaden doppleganger(identical look-a-like) who took a job in Birmingham as a police recruitment officer is suing for racial discrimination because, and get this, his colleagues and friends teased him for looking like Shock horror er, Bin Laden.. Lol.. you could not make this shit up. No wonder 3 out of every 4 people polled have no faith or trust in our police force.. Bunch of power crazy wankers in my opinion..

Last in my cross hairs this evening is Our young and it role in society, and before i go any further, discipline starts at home, and kids should be bought up, not dragged up, so parents, its your responsibility to give your offspring the base and ethical morals needed to successfully graduate to a grounded, responsible adult.

Did you know that half the children under the age of six in the UK owns a mobile phone, what the fuck for??, when they can go nowhere without an adult at that age, and who are they going to phone, unless they have their counsellor on speed dial for times when mummy or daddy sends them to bed early, or to keep their friend updated via their baby blackberry's of their emotional status on face book or bebo...

Do the parents of these children look at their pride and joy and declare, ''my child will never grow up into a fully formed animal without the latest Iphone which glows pink in the dark, so they can wish their mates goodnight in text speak gobblygook before they hit the hay.

And, i am not joking about the glow in the dark phone aimed at kids, with two buttons, labeled mum and dad which puts them straight through with a single touch. How comforting to know you can expect a call from your spoilt brat between elementary kick boxing and how to wrap a turban in 3 easy moves for beginners.. THE world is off its rocker, as childhood is lost and been replaced by one long marketing ploy, attacking the guilt complexes of the parents who need to keep up with the baby Jone's and buy and provide all that their young desire as not to become a mini pariah at play school..

Kids as young as 5 are turning up at school wearing crop tops, mini skirts and lip gloss, and get this, hundreds of these little nightmares are being reported or expelled for sexual behaviour unbecoming of an infant.. Another wonderfully invented term from those social misfits down at the local council.

Listen, kids do not need a mobile phone, nor a tiny pair of Gucci loafers, nor a matching handbag with perfume which will make her irresistible to any pervert within 100 yards, or sniffing range, yet parents are buying this shit, and it would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

How can your kids grow up and make sensible choices about life if they are constantly surrounded by things they don't need.The only lesson they are learning is what you buy for them, not what you do for them.. Your kids need love, time and attention, not video conferencing from there bedrooms down to your laptop from upstairs, and they really would appreciate a bedtime story, not a text saying ''G'd nite, luv u xxx''

that's not even fucking English...

I could go on, but will save some vitriol for another day.....Until then,

Mind how you go....

May the palm be with you..

The Iranian Protests !!Another US Orchestrated Destabilization attempt

Greetings, t'is the 26th of June, 2009, and before i jet off to Latvia i will leave you guys with something of great importance...

I know many of you will find this blog to political, and therefore will cut short their attempts to read it in its entirety.No worries, we as individuals have that right, so at this point i will say goodbye to the shallow, material driven among us, who could not give a fuck what is happening in Iran, nor for that matter Pakistan, Iraq, or Afghanistan.. Go get your nails or hair done and find out who Paris Hilton has blown this week,( i believe its that mahogany colored prancing, primadona, Ronaldo) , or maybe read how the Mayor of London wears a toupee. Far more newsworthy, by intellectually challenged friends.. Susan & Faranak, i hope you read and enjoy, or despair, but i know you'll read this one.....


Tis

A number of commentators have expressed their idealistic belief in the purity of Mousavi, Montazeri, and the westernized youth of Tehran. The CIA destabilization plan, announced two years ago (see below) has somehow not contaminated unfolding events, and i am Bin Laden minus the facial furniture.

The claim is made that Ahmadinejad stole the election, because the outcome was declared too soon after the polls closed for all the votes to have been counted. However, Mousavi declared his victory several hours before the polls closed. This is classic CIA destabilization designed to discredit a contrary outcome. It forces an early declaration of the vote. The longer the time interval between the preemptive declaration of victory and the release of the vote tally, the longer Mousavi has to create the impression that the authorities are using the time to fix the vote. It is amazing that people don’t see through this trick.

As for the grand ayatollah Montazeri’s charge that the election was stolen, he was the initial choice to succeed Khomeini, but lost out to the current Supreme Leader. He sees in the protests an opportunity to settle the score with Khamenei. Montazeri has the incentive to challenge the election whether or not he is being manipulated by the CIA, which has a successful history of manipulating disgruntled politicians.

There is a power struggle among the ayatollahs. Many are aligned against Ahmadinejad because he accuses them of corruption, thus playing to the Iranian countryside where Iranians believe the ayatollahs' lifestyles indicate an excess of power and money. In my opinion, Ahmadinejad's attack on the ayatollahs is opportunistic. However, it does make it odd for his American detractors to say he is a conservative reactionary lined up with the ayatollahs.

Commentators are "explaining" the Iran elections based on their own illusions, delusions, emotions, and vested interests. Whether or not the poll results predicting Ahmadinejad's win are sound, there is, so far, no evidence beyond surmise that the election was stolen. However, there are credible reports that the CIA has been working for two years to destabilize the Iranian government.

On May 23, 2007, Brian Ross and Richard Esposito reported on ABC News: “The CIA has received secret presidential approval to mount a covert “black” operation to destabilize the Iranian government, current and former officials in the intelligence community tell ABC News.”

On May 27, 2007, the London Telegraph independently reported: “Mr. Bush has signed an official document endorsing CIA plans for a propaganda and disinformation campaign intended to destabilize, and eventually topple, the theocratic rule of the mullahs.”

A few days previously, the Telegraph reported on May 16, 2007, that Bush administration neo con fuck head, terrorist and warmonger John Bolton told the Telegraph that a US military attack on Iran would “be a ‘last option’ after economic sanctions and attempts to foment a popular revolution had failed.”

On June 29, 2008, Seymour Hersh reported in the New Yorker: “Late last year, Congress agreed to a request from President Bush to fund a major escalation of covert operations against Iran, according to current and former military, intelligence, and congressional sources. These operations, for which the President sought up to four hundred million dollars, were described in a Presidential Finding signed by Bush, and are designed to destabilize the country’s religious leadership.”

The protests in Tehran no doubt have many sincere participants. The protests also have the hallmarks of the CIA orchestrated protests in Georgia and Ukraine. It requires total blindness not to see this.

Daniel McAdams has made some telling points For example, neoconservative Kenneth Timmerman wrote the day before the election that “there’s talk of a ‘green revolution’ in Tehran.” How would Timmerman know that unless it was an orchestrated plan? Why would there be a ‘green revolution’ prepared prior to the vote, especially if Mousavi and his supporters were as confident of victory as they claim? This looks like definite evidence that the US is involved in the election protests.

Timmerman goes on to write that “the National Endowment for Democracy has spent millions of dollars promoting ‘color’ revolutions . . . Some of that money appears to have made it into the hands of pro-Mousavi groups, who have ties to non-governmental organizations outside Iran that the National Endowment for Democracy funds.” Timmerman’s own neocon Foundation for Democracy is “a private, non-profit organization established in 1995 with grants from the National Endowment for Democracy (NED), to promote democracy and internationally-recognized standards of human rights in Iran.”

Rest assured, the Zionist shadowy cabal is hard at work here, destabilizing Iran to propel their own agenda, which is just another stepping stone to a totalitarian super state, which has been the goal for hundreds of years, and rapidly gaining pace of late, as the spiritual awakening around the planet is forcing the Illuminati to remove the glove from the iron fist, and to push back this uprising against the Orwellian nightmare they have in store for us. We are in for some very uneasy times in the run up to 2012, but ultimately, the Good will overcome the malevolent, but button down the hatches, and get that tin hat out, as we are on a collision course with the powers that have planned this new world order, and the one world everything, including a one world banking, army, government and currency, and will not give up their quest without a mega fight....

Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, North Korea, the list will continue to grow, as the agenda gathers pace.. Watch this space kids, i will always deliver the hurt, unabashed, and untainted. Believe this or not,that's your choice. Like i said at the beginning, i could not give a fuck WHO OR WHAT YOU BELIEVE, but apathy is the greatest weapon these satanic fuck wits have, and doing nothing and believing the official version of events relayed through the Illuminati controlled media news channels is exactly what this neo Nazi wanna be state wants, and needs to succeed..... Don't let this happen...

UNTIL THE NEXT TIME

ITS BEEN EMOTIONAL.

Update on OBAMA/Blair/Pakistan..

Greetings, T'is Thursday 18th of jUNE 2009

Just a quick recap on what i wrote back in Jan 2009..

Read carefully, and tell me what i wrote is not coming to pass..

I take no joy from being correct with my thoughts, and really wish i could perform this bizarre sexual ritual along the shoreline beach, which i stated i would do if i was wrong, but alas, what i wrote has since materialized, and just last week, i read Blair was being primed for the president of a European Super state.. I almost chocked on my scrambled eggs, i kid you not..

And the media war against Pakistan, which will justify an attack, started months ago, but is gaining momentum.. If you still cant see this Rob,Slice you are walking around blind without a cane pal.

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Ti's Monday, 26Th of JAN 2009
Good afternoon ladies & germs,
A very quick one today, in response to the Obama seduced optimists..
I am willing to concede that i am a huge conspiracy theorist, and all my observations, statements, research for the last 15 years is a result of my paranoia and brainwashing from the dis infomationalists, IFFFFF.. the world after another 2 to 3 years becomes a peaceful, loving place to live, with economic hardship drifting into obscurity, and a booming happy environment for the next generation thriving...
With sovereign states retaining their status, and not becoming a part of the global push for a one world government, army, and currency, all controlled by a single world banking system, which if you cant see with your own eyes is happening, I will change my name to John Le shitski by deed pole, stand on my head naked with a huge hard on whilst singing Star spangled banner in the middle of the shoreline beach on a weekend, then, for an encore i will insert or attempt to insert my fist in my Arse....

On the other hand,( and not the one i will use for the above act of self harm)) if my vision and Obama Modus operandi proceeds the way i have forecast, and the world is pushed towards a new world order, with this global big brother agenda, being introduced on the back of more theatrical wars, more bogey men flashed across your screens, like Bin Laden/Saddam/ et al to collectively brainwash the masses with a constant barrage of key words like Weapons of mass destruction... Al Queda..... terrorists, like a mantra on a continual loop from the Illuminati controlled media empires, to justify more and more attacks on countries which possess assets that the USA need to retain economic supremacy.

You will see a media frenzy against Pakistan, with news events depicting terrorist cells causing chaos throughout the region, with car bombs, suicide bombers, etc, and a fresh claim that Pakistan is harbouring Bin Laden, holed up in some obscure cave, but has state of the art equipment which the CIA cant trace, whilst controlling and funding terrorist camps and Al Queda operations the world over, and he is in bed with all the Pakistani no gooders plotting the destruction of the western world.. The CIA/NSA/MI5 can read the time from my wrist watch from any country in the world via super spy satellites, but cant pick up Mr Laden's whereabouts, nor track his communications trail...

Maybe he's using carrier pigeons to fool the might of the western secret services, or maybe, just maybe, it has fuck all to do with him, and like Saddam, he is a mere patsy, the mythical Bogey man needed to substantiate another attack on a country outstripping the USA economically, and a great need to destabilize the whole India/Pakistan/AND China region, which is in fact there real target for destabilization....

I know this is a scary doomsday scenario, but a very real possibility in the next few years in my humble opinion, OK, not so humble, but my opinion never the less, and i will be very happy to announce myself as a conspiracy theorist if none of the above materializes within 2 years from today..
Whilst we are talking politics, i truly believe that The Illuminati/bilderberger/tri-lateral commisionist and our ex prime minister, The lying, deceitful, fuck stick...Tony Blair will be heading up a European government, which will be introduced sooner, rather than later, which again will be a stepping stone towards a world governing body...The one world, new world order my friends is not a dream or conspiracy, this is where they are taking us..Blair was happy to leave a sinking ship, and hand the reigns of power over to Brown, knowing full well, this personality zombie would fail miserably to revive an already fucked UK, which in turn would elevate Blair unopposed into the head seat of the European super state..

Mark my words, this will happen, and if not, i want only this....The doubters out there, like SLICE, and many others of my closed minded friends and believers of what sky/cnn/fox/bbc., and the daily papers tell them, and believe the shit that is no more than a programmed illusion....But, when my vision turn out to be a reality i Want you doubting Thoma's to say....
You Know what John Tomas.... you were right all along
....( Also i have no desire whatsoever to be placing my fist where the sun has never shone)..nor revealing to the residents on the palm, a Johnson the size of a babies arm, holding a plum..... whilst stood on my head.....Sorry ladies, and for the gay guys reading, my apologies extend to you also.. You see, an equal opportunity's writer.)
WATCH THIS SPACE, AS TIME WILL BE MY JUDGE AND JURY....

Worried wealth & the trouble with money

Its obvious from today's title that the world has gone mad, when the wealthy of the world complain about having it hard, and struggling to come to terms with having gazillions of dollars at their disposal, but indeed they do, or so it would seem from the never ending barrage of articles which substantiate such an incredible statement.

Greetings readers, its 4Th of June, 2009 AD. and for me, that means After Domino's pizza which i have just consumed, and zero to do with that mythical being, who was anthropomorphised in the bible

for those with a limited IQ, or those of a lazy disposition, i have explained the meaning below

Attribution of human motivation, characteristics, or behavior to inanimate objects, animals, or natural phenomena., IE, in this case, of astrological symbolism

But the Humanoid form which was attributed to old JC, but based purely on a pagan ritual of the winter solstice and interplanetary phenomena.. OK, wont elaborate further on that, as it will take me 5000 words to do it justice, but for those genuinely interested in the story of Jesus, and many other prophets and saviors, may i recommend ZEITGEIST., THE MOVIE..(just tap it into google, and enjoy..and remember this, perplexity is the beginning of knowledge..AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE !!!.

OK, back to the topic at hand..The fortunate who are misunderstood..Lets take a deeper look into the world of the wealthy, and the troubles that associates itself to a privileged bank account.

According to a recent survey, which concurs with my own research, less than half of today's rich are content, and claim that wealth has not made them happy, in fact, a whopping 20percent of woman millionaires claimed their wealth had made them more unhappy and created more problems than it solved.(THERE'S A SHOCKER. Women are only truly happy when they have something to fucking moan about..lol) Can you imagine a pre menstrual multi millionaire, with all that power and arrogance,Jeez Louisee, Fred and Rosemary West babysitting is less stressful...

It must be so hard, with multiple homes to keep and manage,staff to oversee and a flood of new bills to pay, from plumbers, interior designers, art restorers and jewelry advisers to gardeners and tennis coaches, whilst living in constant fear of losing it all on the financial markets, which has become a very real possibility, when these very markets are rigged and manipulated in such a way, and designed to gobble up your inheritance, or hard earned cash..

Levels of financial comfort are another area in which the Richistani's, and before you raise any eyebrows at my racist slurs, that word is not an elaboration or anything to do with Pakistani's who have made a few quid,through property, or corner shops etc etc, but a term coined to categorize the rich and fortunate, and its interesting to know that no matter how wealthy these people are, they do not feel secure and need double what they are worth. Ie, if you are worth 1 million the 2 million is the figure which is claimed to give them the security they need, and if a personal fortune of 10 million has been reached, then 20 million is the figure this particular group needs to be secure, so they chase deals or opportunity's one after another hoping one day to become top dog, awaiting the tranquility that never arrives.. I would call them greedy fucking bastards, and not richistanis, buts that's how i roll... So Share the wealth my good friend Rob(slice), and i will share the spiritual enlightenment, and evolvement of the soul through love and caring.. , This in essence is real giving, as you give little when you give of your material possessions.Its when you give of yourself, you truly give...A fair trade me thinks in this emotionally crippled world we live in..For those pearls of wisdom my long fingered friend, a 10% flat fee of your worldly income should suffice, and it saves you giving it to the church, or a home for senile cats..Deal???

So, all that worrying has made this elite bunch especially anxious, so much in fact, that they have started to form wealth support groups, who meet regularly for Breakfast around the posh eateries and hotels of which ever area they live in, BUT, and its a big but, almost like a j-LO/Kim Kardashian collaboration, and that's a fucking humongous Butt.., a seat at this particular table will cost you North of 1o million Dollars, which is the lowest entry point into these elitists support groups, where you can get advise and direction from your fellow peers on anything which is bothering you, from Hedge fund returns, stocks, private equity deals etc etc, but also on personal issues involving family, friends, wives, girlfriends, pretty much like an AA meeting where the new guy will stand up and announce his name to the group,who in return welcome him with a joint spouting of ''Hi'' followed by his name The guy then spills his guts about all and sundry, and i hear it can get quite emotional. Point in case. This new guy, lets call him Frank, confides that his relationship with his daughter has become strained and distant, as he dedicates the majority of his time to work and Golf, but now he wants to get it back on track..One of the learned elders of the group suggests he take her for breakfast every Saturday morning to re-connect.. (Did someone just ring for American Bullshit??)

The father took this miraculous advise and reports back that this amazing idea has transformed his relationship, and through many tears hugs this enlightened soul who suggested such a radical idea, and the whole room was crying, ''It was such a powerful moment'' Frank claims. I kid you not, these fuck wits who pay 30,000 dollars a year to sit around and discuss such fucking nonsense amaze me, and a fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the 1st place..Needless to say,this event took place in the good old US OF A..The bullshit capital of the world

If your interested Frank, I have some wonderful beach front land in Zambia for sale at a bargain price, and i will throw in some real gems to help you connect again with your dysfunctional family.(let me know).

Whilst you morons worry about which particular Californian Orange goes best with a particular Danish pastry, millions of innocent children are dying around the world through lack of clean drinking water.Check and reality are 2 words which spring to mind, but not necessarily in that order..So man the fuck up,wipe away those crocodile tears, and do some good with all that money, instead of paying 100's of thousands a year to elitist all male clubs which promote nothing other than a self fulfilling agenda, Use what common sense you were born with and make a difference.

I am neither wealthy, nor poor, but i have something which money cannot buy, and that is peace and Love, which i have in abundance, as i love and am loved freely by friends and family around me which i am eternally thankful for.. I will leave you with a thought of mine, if you spend your life worrying about money bringing you happiness, then your ability to be happy without it is rendered null and void. If you know how to spend less than you get, you have found the philosopher's stone..

Until the next time, keep smiling, be happy and evolve higher and higher....

MAY THE PALM BE WITH YOU