Saturday, September 11, 2010

NOW, WHERE DID I HIDE THOSE WMD'S

You can clearly see from the accompanying pictures that today's blog will be a comical trip down memory lane on the anniversary of the biggest attack on its own people since pearl harbour, and since that wonderful human soul, Adolf H decided to bomb his own government building and then blamed his opposition to gain a sympathetic victory, which clinched his ascendancy to power, and the subsequent cleansing of more than 6 million Jews, but ironically failed to exterminate the bloodline which were responsible for all 3 of the above atrocities, the deeply Zionist and satanic Rothschild cabal, which claim to be Jewish themselves, but are as Jewish as Yasser Arafat, and all possess foreskins you could pull over their reptilian heads if need be.....

OK then, once again, i have to be careful not to alienate to many readers before the satire begins, so will quickly move on from conspiratorial ramblings, to Satirical observations...

Greetings, T'is 11/9/2010...........

It's been almost 10 years since The 2 towers were incinerated by a controlled demolition, then blamed on a bunch of sand kicking camel Jockeys who learnt to fly paper planes made from opium and weapons of mass destruction,somewhere in a cave on the Afghan/Pakistan border, which was financed by the Iraq government..They then graduated and spent a few hours in the Trocedero amusement arcade in Leicester square on the ''This is a real as it gets flight simulator'' Total spend, $5.00 and 1 hour of intensive labour..

But the world and his dog was convinced at the time that these 23 Arab terrorists armed with a set of plastic knives and forks, a stack Of Qurans, and the Dummies guide to flying 767's into very tall buildings were indeed responsible (see illustration)..Thanks Leon for that,!!!!

Now, even the most ardent fan of government propaganda should now realise that 9/11 was an inside job and that the official story has more holes in it than my old man's string vest, but still, the war criminals who perpetrated this atrocity which include..Drum roll pleeeeese... Bush, both Jr and Sr, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Powell, Blair, Brown, Straw, Lord Goldsmith ET AL, plus the whole team responsible for writing the paper''The project for the new American Century, (PNAC)'' which clearly outlines the blue print for domination and control of the middle east through phony wars built on lies and deceit are still at large and still pulling strings and dominating policy and agenda which will see ever more attacks on other states to control resources.

.Forget that Obama is democrat or that the previous right wing neo Nazi fascist's were Republican. Only the mask has changed, and not the puppeteers, and nor the agenda they all serve, which is a Globalized new world order with an elitist hierarchy controlling every human on this planet via a micro chip implanted under the skin, and linked to super computers which will know every single thing about you, and will control everything you do.. And this is why 9/11 was designed to happen.To justify such radical agendas, they needed to create radical problems. Hence the poor Guys set up as patsy's, were sacrificed along with 3000 others innocent human beings in a macabre twisted blood letting ritual which served their purposes perfectly,but, again, the irony and lies behind the story rears its ugly head again, when 7 of the supposed terrorists are still very much alive and kicking and going about their business which includes designing very powerful catapult's for firing large amounts of camel shit at low flying F15 fighter jets in Afghanistan, which seems to be their only surface to air defence system, which is just the way The global bullies like it i guess... One positive has arisen though in Afghanistan. The opium production has increased by 500% since removing the Taliban, and the finest grade heroin has been flooding the streets of the Western developed nations, and creating a whole new breed of junkies , whilst making massive profits for the drug runners and mobsters who control this evil trade, which as it happens is The C.I.A. who love to fund wars, coup DE Ta's and civil unrest through the peddling of Narcotics. What a job hey. Ca rte Blanche to literally make billions of dollars through the misery of others, whilst blaming anyone Dressed in a dish dash, or happens to enjoy wearing a red and white tea cosy on their heads..

Even the deeply patriotic, apple pie eating and flag waving xenophobes who make up the American media have been questioning the events of 9/11, apart from Fox of course, whose news readers still believe in the tooth fairy and Santa Claus because George Dubya said so.

Senator Joe Lieberman stated recently that with all the info and intelligence, Bush should have put two and two together and realised what was going on. Well, that eliminates that moron immediately. Cheney still does his shoes up for him apparently.

I recently had the pleasure of reading Bush's much heralded CV, and with George's permission i will post it here for you all to enjoy, and to the 750,000 innocent children who have lost their lives since 911 and to the many more who will follow in the quest to liberate the World from tyranny, it was worth it( said with extreme satire and sarcasm, just in case)... Bush, Blair, Brown, Cheney, Pearle, Rice, and now Obama and his handlers who control all this evil behind the scenes, I hope you fucking rot in hell, you murdering bunch of hyenas who are taking humanity to the point of destruction..

George W. Bush's Resume

George W. Bush
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW
Washington, D.C. 20500

Past Work Experience

  • Ran for congress and lost.
  • Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
  • Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
  • Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.
  • With father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.

Accomplishments in Previous Positions

  • Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

  • Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

  • Set record for most executions by any governor in American history.

  • Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.

Accomplishments As President

  • Attacked and took over two countries.
  • Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
  • Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
  • Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
  • Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
  • First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
  • First president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
  • First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in U.S. history.
  • After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
  • Set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other president in U.S. history.
  • In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
  • Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in U.S. history.
  • Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
  • Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in U.S. history.
  • Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
  • Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in U.S. history.
  • Presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
  • Presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
  • Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
  • Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
  • Dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.
  • My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S. history.
  • Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history (the 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has an Exxon oil tanker named after her).
  • First president in U.S. history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
  • Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.
  • First president in U.S. history to order a U.S. attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.
  • Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
  • Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in U.S. history.
  • First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the human rights commission.
  • First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the elections monitoring board.
  • Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S. history.
  • Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
  • Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
  • Refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
  • First president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. elections).
  • All-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
  • My biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
  • Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S. history.
  • First president in U.S. history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
  • First president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
  • First U.S. president to establish a secret shadow government.
  • Took the biggest world sympathy for the U.S. after 9/11, and in less than a year made the U.S. the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world history).
  • With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
  • Fist U.S. president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
  • First U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the U.S. than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
  • Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
  • Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
  • Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.'
  • Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capital building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.
  • In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.
  • Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in U.S. history.
  • In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the U.S. has ever been since the Civil War.
  • Entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

Records and References

  • At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available)
  • AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.
  • Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
  • All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
  • All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
  • All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
  • Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
  • For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (they can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)
  • ITS BEEN EMOTIONAL.
  • MAY THE PALM BE WITH YOU. XXXXXXX