Friday, March 26, 2010

Why is it that only whites can be racists??"


After writing what I consider to be 2 Blogs of a quite ridiculous nature on Inbreeding Royals, and the curse of being ginger, today’s observation is of a far more sinister nature, but needs to be addressed, and publicized and it’s a topic which is bound sure to raise pulses, produce heat emanating from collars, and will incite the Racist police demanding I apologize to all concerned, but of course, as I am not ashamed by what I write, and feel completely justified in stating this, they will receive a large cup of ‘’ Go Fuck yourself’’

Greetings, T’is the 26th of March 26, 2010

Someone finally had to say it. How many are actually paying attention to this?

"There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, as there are the same equivalents throughout Europe, and then there are just Americans, or your basic Europeans but we will stick with the Americans as it’s easy to identify with and to avoid confusion .

Non ethnics are often passed in the street and sneered at whilst being referred to as any number of names like, ‘White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey’’ ,''Whitey,' 'Caveman', Red Neck!!... And that's OK..But when they get called, Nigger, Coon, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Paki, Gook, or Chink etc.. You are immediately called a racist.

They claim that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? they have the United Negro College Fund. They have Martin Luther King Day.


They have Black History Month. They have Cesar Chavez Day. They have Yom Hashoah. They have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.They have the NAACP. You have BET(black entertainment channel).... If we had WET (White Entertainment Television),we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists. If we had White History Month, we'd be racists. If we had any organization for only whites to ‘advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists. There is a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that??A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.


If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships.... You know we'd be racists. There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college. In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we Marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.


You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer ,running from the law and posing as a threat to Society, you call him a racist.


I am proud of who i am, and it matters not which color i am, but what matters a great fucking deal is the inconsistency and reverse racism which has become a pandemic in today's world, and once again, the Politically correct brigade have deliberately stuck their unwanted, big fucking noses into peoples affairs, and highlighted the plight of the Ethnic minorities, whilst once again deliberately targeting the Whites as the offenders, and at the same time encouraging the Ethnic groups to display massive racism towards us which is causing huge civil unrest, which is all part of the master plan into inciting race riots on the streets on the USA, which will in turn lead to F.E.M.A declaring martial law, and the militarization of the gud ole US OF A .


Don't fall for this Shit, and begin to recognize what is going on here, before its to late. Racial civil unrest will be used to create this military state, and if my magic they don't succeed, as we begin to realize this is all part of a plot against us, the biggest race riots on the planet have been planned by staging an assassination of The fake President by a southern god fearing white KLU KLUX KLANSMAN, which will create fucking chaos and set off a black v's white street war which will run for years and years..


You heard it here first!!!!!! And as usual, ''MAY THE PALM BE WITH YOU''




Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Who's your Daddy Update...The return of the red head!!


Opposite, are pictures of two beautiful looking children, who will grow up to be traffic wardens, or politicians....
Can you spot the similarities??




In an unprecedented move, the author of this here blog will break new ground and write a brief follow up on last nights topic, as i had many e mails asking me why i had persecuted Ginger people so harshly,(in their opinion) which is fine, and i replied as eloquently as i could why i had chosen this particular subject, and why also, so many people found it funny(that's right, for every person who felt wronged, 3 others exclaimed tears of joy whilst reading it.. and as my blog was designed to amuse, confuse, and abuse,in equal measures, the majority I'm afraid really enjoy the slant i put on things and how i express my opinions on worldly events, so its here to stay and will not be watered down in any shape or form..... Remember, its a comical blog with social and ethnic stereotyping very much at the fore of my humor, which some people find offensive, but if you could just see it for what it is, and that i am not on any crusade to deliver major journalistic pieces to the sensitive and needy, i think you may just start to enjoy them for what they are..Satirical, sarcastic and exaggerated......

Right, i thought i would do some research on Ginger people, and below is what i discovered, which i hope you lot will find informative, but if, once again you find yourself feeling persecuted, hard done by or offended, take comfort that these are not my thoughts, so please don't shoot the messenger.

Greetings Ti's Wednesday, 24th of march 2010

OK should politically correctness matter?, in my opinion, absolutely not, as more important factors at times outweigh the need for this ridiculous level of social cowardice.
Being ginger is not funny, or clever, and its our duty to help these unfortunate souls.
For example, we are governed by a state of formal checks and balances, and if someone is rude and nobody highlights this, it will continue, unabated.The same way, if as decent caring citizens we don't alert the afflicted, they will carry on thinking its normal to have Ginger hair.We owe it to them, so they can do something about it, and start to blend in to society which is based on aesthetics and shallow beauty. So don't worry about negative consequences from The PC brigade, who are all fucking retarded anyway,with issues so deep rooted, I'm surprised they are allowed out of their own homes or mental institutions to create this state of social imprisonment.

So do them a favor and shout them out, point them in the direction of the hair dye section in Boots the chemist, and i am sure they will appreciate the help.

Historically, Red heads were thought by the puritans to be evil, and possibly in league with the Devil, and had no souls, hence to be called ginger, or red headed was an extreme insult, and their general appearance was considered scary to the ignorant and naive, especially to young children, who were heavily influenced by their parents... Now, i am not suggesting for one minute they are possessed by the devil, but it can be confirmed that in general Ginger people are less attractive than non Gingers, and in Italy, where aesthetics and beauty really are pre-requisites for being accepted have called for Gingers to be banned after research scientists discovered that they were up to 50% less attractive than Dark haired or natural Blonde's.

Gingers were studied across the country in secret by highly trained monkeys.As a result of this clandestine research, it was revealed that indeed, Red heads were found to be less attractive to the opposite sex and also that their eyes were to close together. Researchers also revealed that normal people are less likely to make contact, and may even cross the road to avoid the possibility of contracting Gingervitus, a nasty condition which turns the hair and gums Ginger, which is not very nice at all... .)

The Italian minister for the inferior, a Mr Bilbo Baggio called for improved surveillance on ginger folk as they are more likely to be long term unemployed, and less likely to procreate. ''We are a catholic country'', he states ,''and if people are unable to produce large amounts of healthy offspring, we must question their usefulness in our society'' hence, he went on to say '' we must make a conscious effort to reduce the number of gingers walking around until they vanish from our environment, over a period of time''
There was some good news that materialized from the study, where the same scientists found that eating ginger and being ginger had zero correlation, so their advise is, carry on enjoying the tasty root, which is great news for ginger eaters..

On receipt of these startling revelations, ginger people around the world are protesting at what they consider further discrimination, and TV star and radio tycoon Chris Evans, a well known ugly ginger bastard from the UK called the ginger hot line and stated,''I am ginger and i am proud, and you dare to call me ugly?''... Indeed they did, because indeed he is.. As a result of that exchange, a restraining order had to be taken out on the ginger haired has been, once again highlighting the unnecessary aggression these folk display when offended in any way. Chris, would you like some salt and vinegar for that huge chip on your shoulder?

OK will leave you for now, and leave you with today's final thought.
I am an avid cinema goer, and DVD watcher, and funnily enough, last night i watched the latest Harry Potter film, which i love, but as it finished and the euphoria subsided, a sinking feeling began to envelop me. I thought it was based on a true story, but it cant be,

I mean a ginger kid with two friends


come on JK Rowling, make it feasible at least

WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!!


Right where do i start with today’s observational blog???bearing in mind how upset a few of my readers became after my harsh but fair comments on the madness of a certain sector of the Art world, I was almost afraid to put fingers to key board, and if you believe that, you are truly deluded, as quite frankly my dear, I don’t give a fuck..

If you don’t like it, then go and read the Guardian or the daily fascist, and get your news and articles sugar coated, but if you want a giggle and a fair chunk of controversy then get stuck in to this..

Right, it’s not going to be easy this one on the eyes, or the minds of the politically correct brigade, and certainly wont be easy on any passionate royalist, or any unfortunate with pale skin and ginger hair.(You have been warned, and that’s as close to a disclaimer, or health warning as I am willing to give).

Let me start by declaring I am completely anti-Royal or anti any ruling hierarchical structure, which has no place, or shouldn't have, in a modern society or culture, and truly belongs in the dark ages with its archaic traditions and medieval bi- laws which still apply, and like the Dinosaurs which have been extinct for millions of years, Ruling families belong in museums, and not extended a free hand to live a parasitic existence at the cost and detriment to decent working families who subsidize these incestuous tax exiles to the tune of many millions of pounds a year,

And in return we get, ummmmmm.. Fuck all!!!!!! Which seems a fair trade?

Greetings, T’IS Tuesday 24TH OF March 23, 2010

Right then, let us start with a royal pop at the bungling Young flamed haired Prince Harry, who recently found himself in hot water for calling his fellow soldier a paki, whilst serving in Afghanistan, and then dressing up as a Nazi, at a fancy dress party, which should come as no surprise to the educated among my readers as the house of Windsor is in fact the house of Hanover, and is German to the core, and he was just doing what came natural to a supporter of the third Reich and an avid follower of the Hitler youth rally, but I find any racial slur coming from him as Fucking brave bearing in mind he is a ginger German who's mum fucked off with an ethnic playboy and who’s farther could have originated from a list as long as my meat stick, and could even be directly related via an incestuous bloodline going back 100’s of years. As we know the ruling elite have always enjoyed a little incest, a game the whole family can get stuck into, and hence, responsible for a host of physical deformities, plus inherited genetic disorders.

Why do you think good old Queen Elizabeth is never seen without her gloves? Why,Because she has a thumb like a blind cobbler, which looks well hammered and 5 other digits to accompany it. Hence why eye witnesses at the palace can testify that when ‘’one’’ is informed that another member of the German Windsor’s falls pregnant to a family member, she yells out ‘’If you enjoy incest,gimme 6”as she holds her modified hand up to That big eared fool Charles, who’s own shells are the result of a cross breading experiment which went horribly wrong.

The young prince by the way has announced that he will be returning to the frontline and has raised fears about his security, which in my opinion is foolish, and I think Prince Harry is endangering the lives of his fellow soldiers in the army, i mean with that ginger twerp and his ginger thatch very readily recognized they can’t fucking hide anywhere, but luckily for him The Taliban released a statement saying they won't bother trying to attack him as he has a bad enough life being ginger and actually felt sorry for him, which was nice and perfectly understandable .

I have a good friend on the palm, Rob, who actually handles the fact he is ginger very well, by wearing a butchers hat 24/7's.looks dreadful, but hey, anything’s better than showing the world your Carrot top.

Royal purist’s who believe that Charles must be the father, because young Harry is always saying stupid things, just like his senile and bumbling old fool of a grandfather, the master Lizard himself Our beloved court jester Phillip, so therefore must be the son of Charles, as Charles is Phillips son…What amazing fucking logic that is, and I thought the human intellect had diminished.. That’s akin to stating I like going fishing and prefers wine to water… I must be related to Jesus.

Come on, we know Charlie boy is not Harry’s Dad, and the favorite for the unwanted mantle is another useless ginger fuck stick, Major James Hewitt, who is Harry's Father (biological) but Harry gets his foot in his mouth and racist behavior from his adopted grandfather, as I explained above , but here’s a twist and a little known fact to mix it up and stir the pot a little. Whilst I was body guarding in Dubai many years ago i actually saw Princess Di at barasti with a certain Simon Murphy, a famous flamed haired lothario who coincidently enough has many familiar traits he shares with the future copper Knobbed king, Next time you see Simon, have a close look, if you are fortunate enough to spot him in the light ,as he only comes out at night, as the Dubai sun turns him redder than Satan’s bulbous helmet within a minute of exposing his fair and ginger skin to the brutal heat out here... But a little known snippet of information for you Royal watchers out there. Simon can be found in Cabana most nights and is available for after dinner speaking, opening fete's and Bar Mitzvahs , and is very open about his Royal shenanigan's.so tap him on the shoulder, buy him a drink and prepare to be dazzled, mainly from the glow coming from his head, but enjoy.... Lovely man....

But Let's face it, and be brutally honest, dirty Di, although much loved by the World, including me, spent most of the 80s on her back and had a queue of blokes leading right out of the palace door, while Charles was off cavorting with that horse faced monstrosity of a women, ‘’Camilla parks her bowls somewhere ‘’.who some say has a bigger cock than Charles??? So his dad could literally be any ginger, Tom dick or Harry..excuse the pun

The media reported that he and his ex girlfriend Chelsea never took a shower together, which comes as no surprise to me, and I don’t blame her, I wouldn’t trust a Nazi’s shower either.

So poor old Harry does not seem to have much luck does he, his step dad was a Muslim play boy, his dear mother was bumped off by a collaboration of MI5/MOSSAD AND THE CIA, he was photographed as a Nazi, caught smoking pot, and openly referred to Pakistani soldier, as ‘’That funny little Paki’’, and is now hated by all of Asia. Still could be worse I guess, at least he’s not Gay and Ginger.

Ok, on we go and Leading members of the British Establishment are looking forward to Barack Obama's first official visit. Gordon Brown is very keen to take him on a historical tour of Scotland, the Queen is very much hoping to entertain him at an official state banquet and Harry has been searching the internet I believe for some really top-notch nigger jokes, which is in my opinion quite endearing.

Barack is a classic coconut, being blackish on the outside, but white as the driven snow on this inside and is just a yes man for the Jewish Zionist brigade which placed him in the white house, now called the black house, which is ironic in itself, and will readily displace him if he ever gets above his station and rejects the agenda he has been employed to serve.. You see, if he ever thinks he can do some good or change policy for the positive, there is a distinct probability Al jazeera will come across video evidence of Obama, Jay-z and Bin Laden, all smoking a fuck off reefer in a Pakistani cave chatting in Jamaican patwa slang, planning to fly a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit into the Empire state building, and that will be his death warrant signed sealed and served up to him.. Gotta love clandestine politics, and how the wheels are really turning from within.

Ok that will do for tonight, but below will leave you all with a largish foot note to ponder and have a giggle at.

Feel free to juggle the order, or make a new list and put it up on the comments board, but for me this is how I rate them

Below is a list of socially unaccepted individuals going from the most accepted to the least.

10. Any member of a ruling dynasty from any country

9. Politicians, once again from any cuntry..oops, dyslexia

8. Tax inspectors

7. Customs officials

6. Wheel clamper's

5. Religious zealots.

4. Rapists

3. Pedophiles

2. Lying Women. ;)

1. BUT THE WINNER BY A MILE GOES TO DRUM ROLL PLEASE...

''A GINGER MIDGET"... what a combination, can you imagine the anger and feelings of discontent, inside this little fucker.., Napoleonic syndrome coupled with skin that can’t be exposed to sunlight, only 2ft 6 inches high and hair from the rectum of Beelzebub, in the genetic card game of life, this poor fucker was dealt a hand like a foot!!!!

UNTIL THE NEXT TIME, ‘’MAY THE PALM BE WITH YOU’’