Palm enders... Russian Roulette

Early Xmas greetings ladies and germs, and a sobering message as we head into a Xmas period full of uncertainty, not just on the palm, but the world in general, as work forces across the globe are axed in response to the ever increasing world depression....

As we head off back to our native homelands to spend festive cheer with our loved ones, those lucky enough to have a job should count themselves very fortunate, and my advise would be to outperform and make yourself invaluable in the work arena, and too button down the hatches and prepare for a lengthy period of economic hardship....

But to put into perspective how privileged we all are living out here, and suffering is all relative.... i always remember this...

'' I WAS SAD WHEN I CAME ACROSS A MAN WITH NO SHOES, UNTIL LATER I MET A MAN WITHOUT FEET.''

So time to be reflective, and to enter this period with a healthy perspective of world events and suffering, and to hope for the best, but prepare for the worse.

.... Now.... my daily observation...........and why the offensive picture above makes sense...

Why is it that men from Russia think its ok, and above that, cool ,to strut along the beach with micro burberry speedos, with a shuttlecock stuffed into his nut sack, and actually think that woman looking at him are saying.... '

'YOU KNOW, THAT'S A COOL LOOK''

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO its a fucking horrendous look, which went out with the Trojan horse, and like flared trousers, should never be allowed back into a modern day society.....

So Mr trapped sparrow, with the lions mane, and a face which looks like it was carved from granite, and a childhood which included eating lumps of concrete, may i suggest a pair of board shorts which come below the knee and sit low on the hips.....

Not your woman's thong pants with a fun sized mars bar trying to escape from the top, as you strut along the beach thinking..., well, i have no clue what your thinking, but believe me, the whole beach are all muttering under there breath as you stroll along the waters edge, doing lunges

''WHAT A FUCKING WANKER''

AND NEVER FORGET,

THE PALM IS WATCHING YOU. MAY THE PALM BE WITH YOU