Friday, March 6, 2009

America, superpower or global bully?


Good evening, My name is John Tomas, and today's blog will be about the downfall of our modern day Roman empire, that's right, the good old US OF A.... So, lets take a look at the evidence, and have some fun at the same time.........


TI'S Friday, the 6TH OF MARCH 2009...


For the past 8 years, The self proclaimed economic, and military super power, has had at the helm a complete twerp, who's intellectual capacity would rival a lump of jelly, and was as useful as a broken watch, Actually, scrub that last statement, as a broken watch is right at least twice in 24hours, whereas Mr Dub ya-Bush cannot claim that level of success in 2 consecutive terms..If the man was lucky enough to find a brain cell, it would of died of loneliness, long ago..And the American masses are no better, who's average IQ falls somewhere between a dead house plant, and a wooden rocking chair... All that power, without responsibility and intellect is truly a dangerous combo.....


Case in point..

Talking to a bunch of American Women last week, i casually asked them after a brief exchange of small talk, who could name among them a country in the E.U... After much head scratching and looking at each other for inspiration, the Brightest one piped up...'' Oh, whats the name of the one Where Kangaroo's come from''.... I shit you not.... Do you mean Australia i said, and in return, looking very happy with herself she declared ''yes, i knew that one''.. You sure did, brain dead shit kicker.... In that case , throw a another shrimp on the Barbi....


It got funnier though, well in a sad and intellectually demoralizing way, when another of the peroxide Barbi dolls asked me ''Hey, do you know a guy called Jock Mctavish, he has orange hair, with big beard, around 2 meters in height, and comes from Scotland?, i met him in Florida last year whilst he was on vacation''.

Are you for real, you insular crack smoker.. Scotland is 4000 miles from where i live, but you think that the nothing exists outside the boundaries and borders of the USA, and the British isles are comparable to a small village where the butcher, baker and candlestick maker are the same person, and mothers and fathers are also brothers and sisters( think about it)....


Guess what, the world does exist and will continue to keep turning without you guys, honestly...

And this xenophobic, flag waving, foot stomping, apple pie eating, lovers of rock Ballard's are living on borrowed time as the supreme right to rule through military might is coming to an end..


Anybody remember operation shock and awe, as the Yanks bombed Afghanistan back to the stone age with raid after raid and killed 100's of 1000's of innocents who had zero to do with 9/11... Shock and awe hey, well i was truly shocked at how the American public were hoodwinked and fooled into believing some sand kicker hiding in a cave was responsible for flying 4 planes into various land marks around the states, and i am still in AWE of how the poor people of this country still keep going.....How the US media glorified every target destroyed by laser guided missile and wiped out generations of family's picking vegetables for lunch..


And the Afghan surface to air missile system was nothing more than Dog shit being fired from catapults... Like a chocolate fireguard, completely fucking useless....OK, so the plane's smelt like shit, but not a great deal of harm, hey?.


The US has become the global play ground bully, akin to an adolescent who's gone through puberty early, and picks on the 5 stone weakling, wearing bi-focals, and a built up shoe to hide the deformity of one short leg.. Not much of a contest!!!


On a positive note, at least they don't have a ruling monarchy, unless you consider the Kennedy's American royalty,talking of which.... Gordon i have the personality of a small rodent Brown has decided to Knight Ted Kennedy, for fuck sake, what for?????Its almost as insulting and hypocritical of awarding the peace prize to that economic terrorist,peddler of murder and suffering, and satanic fuck wit, Henry Kissinger..The old pals act is well and truly alive and kicking it would seem..


Talking of our royal family, it costs each and every person living in the UK an extra 85p of tax to subsidize and support our beloved old Dinosaurs living high in the hock within palatial surroundings, up and down the country.. And what do we get in return. Mostly that daft, senile old git with the jug handles for ears.. The bumbling fool.,Prince Phillip opening super markets, Children's hospices, community centers for the under privileged, gotta see the irony in that one...

He would open a box of matches if it meant a few quid.. That Zionist bloodline is alive and well coursing through the veins of the Windsors..Well, barely coursing,but alive none the less..


Or we get to see Charles picking his organic vegetables on his vast swathe of land which the UK tax payers has given him, or better still,talking to his vegetables, called Harry & Willy....oops..


So America has earned a browny point for not having a monarchy, but it loses it again, of course only in my humble opinion, by allowing the whole nation to be fooled into thinking good old Barrack is the second coming with a good sun tan.,George Hamilton teeth, and someone Else's wallet in his sky rocket..


By now you are fully aware of my feelings about the latest resident at 1600 pen avenue, so know need for a refresher course, but i will leave you with this..


It wont be long, as previously stated, before BO Starts sending his troops to the Pakistan border, as its next on the list for countries which need conquering and DE-stabilizing, and you can bet your bollocks to a barn dance, it wont be for a round of Singer beers, and an order of onion Bhaji.., No sireeeeee.. you will soon see a media campaign like you did with 911 AND Iraq outlining Pakistan's threat to the safety of the world, when in fact the c.i.a have controlled the Pakistani secret service the i.s.i since its conception, and nothing goes on without the American secret service knowing about it 1st, but you wont hear or read about that anywhere within the main stream media..... What you will see is a massive campaign based on deceit and lies to justify more global bullying and the invading of other sovereign nations.,...... The 1st of many i feel..


So Girls and Boys of America, get your tin hats and shinny boats ready, cause the compulsory draft is a coming, there are to many wars to fight, and not enough foot soldiers to implement the plan... You heard it here 1st.... Obama will introduce the draft on the back of a community military service stepping stone tester kit.... But like all bully's, eventually, everyone turns their backs on them, and its only time before America drops the ball, and the big boxing glove on the end of their stick loses its padding... Metaphorically speaking of course....


Today's comical observation..

Watching the TV last night, an advert came on for Vaginal thrush, and no, that's not a song bird nesting in a woman's gusset, its a not so nice but very common fungal infection which the telltale symptoms are ,itching, burning, soreness, swelling of the vagina and vulva (outer area of the vagina), and a yeasty-smelling discharge, and it also makes one scratch like a DJ at an all night hip hop rave...... sorry girls, no way of dressing that up I'm afraid...


Anyway, whilst watching, it had a Woman in her late 40's I'd say, smiling contently that she no longer had the infection thanks to Vagisil, the treatment being advertised, and i got to wondering, this woman must be a mother, a sister, a wife, friends a plenty, who picks her children up from school, etc , and basically, interacts socially like any normal person, but i can only imagine that wherever she goes, she will have fingers pointed at her, whispers behind her back , schools runs being especially daunting as she must be known as the woman with the itchy Pussy, who uses this magic formula to rid her of this menace around her lady garden.. THINK ABOUT IT... it would be relentless.. And i would bet a significant amount of coin that she ain't even got it... The things we do for a little fame and money hey....

Like my old man says..'' There's nowt as queer as folk''...

CHEERS DAD.. YOUR A GOOD UN X

12 comments:

  1. Very very funny. Agree with most of your points on the usa.

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  2. Agree entirely about the royal family. Should have been ruled out years ago.
    I laughed out loud many times with your attack o the Americans

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  3. Satire and serious.. Hope your not right about Obama.Would not be surprised though

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  4. Lol... Nice to see one of my mates making a comment, even though they hide behind the anonymity of not putting their name.. Shame on you. grow some cajones and reveal your self...lol

    For the record, I did not approach any blonde..
    2nd.You can hide that manhood of yours behind your thong you wear back to front.. And still cover the lot. lol.... slice xxx

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  5. It's cojones not cajones. And since I am a woman, won't grow any of those, thank god.

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  6. You fell for the deliberate Spanish mistake.. lol.

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  7. Loved it. They really are the global Bully.

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  8. Fantastic..Im hooked.

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  9. I have a friend called Geraldine who lives in Oxford, and was also born in Chile... What a small world.

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  10. Really, where in Chile did or does she live now?
    Very funny blog.

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  11. Lives in Oxford Now and has done for past 5 years i think, maybe even longer... Not sure where in Chile she lives, will find out...
    Thank you for supportive words. It's positive feedback which keeps me enthused.

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  12. fUCKING BRUTAL, BUT BRILLIANT

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